OK so I'm going to have to credit my roommate for creating this excellent stoner dish. We were very hung over from a long night of drinking and our morning bong session resulted in some unusual waffles.

You need:
*Typical grocery-store frozen waffles, blueberry is best in my oppinion but to each his own.
*Bacon. The real, thick sliced bacon that in no way resembles the cardboard texture of turkey bacon. 2 slices per waffle.
*Avocado. One per about 4 waffles.
*Maple syrup. If you don't have pure cane syrup you don't know what you're missin'.
*Just a little bit of butter or marg.

Cook the bacon, toast the waffles. Slice the avocado first in half, then into 1/4" thick slices while intact. Remove slices with a spoon. Put your syrup in a mug with some butter and microwave for 20 sec or so. Stir it up and maybe put back into the microwave for another couple secs. Just long enought to melt the butter.

Ready for this? Waffle, then syrup then bacon then syrup then avocado slices. Pure brilliance.

If I were you I would go to the store now because this is just as good at night as it is in the morning.